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Liam and Zayn things~~ Zayns jealousy when it comes to Liam (Also he doesn’t follow Danielle on twitter but all the other boys do)
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Interviewer: I'm sitting down with Madonna today to discuss her upcoming-
Madonna: I'M NOT JEALOUS OF GAGA I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE KEEPS BRINGING HER UP MY WORK SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF STOP PERPETUATING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT THERE I WAS BEING IRONIC.
Interviewer: um..
Madonna: SHE'S NOT ME AND SHE NEVER WILL BE. WHAT DID I THINK OF BORN THIS WAY? I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED EXPRESS YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAH I AM THE ONE AND ONLY QUEEN. REMEMBER THAT TIME BRITNEY AND I SCISSORED AT THE VMA'S?
Interviewer: Ok. Madonna. No. It's not ok that you're doing this. If there's anyone in the pop community you should be attempting to foster a friendship with it's lady gaga considering she's going through the same thing now, that you went through back during your Like a Prayer and Erotica eras where everyone kept undermining your artistic expression at every turn. What do you possibly stand to gain from all of this? Where is your shame?
Madonna: *stretches her neck out in an attempt to intimidate the interviewer. screeching, she lifts her arms and a gust of wind carries her loose skin and she takes flight around the studio attempting to urinate on the interviewer. A cloud of thick dust dissipates out of what's left of her bergina.*
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“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
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See, the joke is that people generally dislike Crocs, Pitbull, Nickelback, and Internet Explorer.
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Sometimes I’m a shitty photoblog, and other times I’m a pop culture blog. Or maybe I’ll be a Larry blog. I dunno, it fucking changes a lot so you’ll deal. That’ll be all for now.
Sometimes I’m a shitty photoblog, and other times I’m a pop culture blog. Or maybe I’ll be a Larry blog. I dunno, it fucking changes a lot so you’ll deal. That’ll be all for now.
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